The Swansea Fringe Festival2

Hadron Collider

It was just another mundane day in the tearooms at the Gower Heritage Centre. Steffan was washing dishes, Josh was serving a fine cup of Earl Grey to Japanese tourists and James was involved in yet another dangerous liaison in the storeroom. The only difference in Parkmill today was the gangly geek who had been employed to paint the delepatated ceiling that hovered precariously above the dining area. On further inspection the young Tea boys vaguely recognised the liquid coverage applicator as none other than local drum lothario, Simon 'the snips' Parsons. It was then that the Tea boys made their move. Steffan blurted out nervously 'Oh butt, are you as handy on the sticks as you are with those brushes mate?'. To which Parsons replied 'Fuck aye mate, now get the kettle on blondie, mines a mug of Blue Ridge!'. And so the Hadron Collider was born!!!!!'

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